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My author friend Frederick Lee Brooke is having a week long blog party tour to celebrate the release of his new book, ZOMBIE CANDY.   There is a contest! There are prizes!  The prizes include $550 in Amazon gift cards, a Kindle Fire, and 5 autographed copies of the book. All the details are below…  – but wait! 

I have composed a poem about the book, just for you.
*ahem*
* Ode to ZOMBIE CANDY *

a poem by Corinne O’Flynn
about the book by Frederick Lee Brooke

Hubby’s home from his business trip
Then into his man cave for a zombie flick
You’ve tried to join him, but it doesn’t ring true
The zombies hold no allure for you

You unpack his bag, your chore since forever
But this time you’re totally shocked to discover
The feel of the fabric is foreign, that’s clear
As you pull out one tiny, black, lacy, brassiere
You don’t need a mirror to know it’s true
This little black number can’t belong to you
What now, you ask? Is it all over, then?
Enter your friend, dear Annie Ogden
We met Annie back in DOING MAX VINYL
After duty tours, her third was her final
She’s returned home with her very own set
of personal baggage that brings a cold sweat

Together they hatch and scheme and they plan
They can’t let him off the hook, this man
Let’s teach him a lesson, some shock and awe
To combat one black inappropriate bra

What happens next? You’re invited to read
A fun, dark, book, you’ll devour with speed
You’ll learn about so many things as you go
Like: never ever ask for some cilantro


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As part of this special promotional extravaganza sponsored by Novel Publicity, the price of the Zombie Candy eBook
edition is just 99 cents this week. What’s more, by purchasing this
fantastic book at an incredibly low price, you can enter to win many
awesome prizes. The prizes include $550 in Amazon gift cards, a Kindle Fire, and 5 autographed copies of the book.

All the info you need to win one of these amazing prizes is RIGHT HERE. Remember, winning is as easy as clicking a button or leaving a blog comment–easy to enter; easy to win!

To win the prizes:

  1. Purchase your copy of Zombie Candy for just 99 cents
  2. Enter the Rafflecopter contest on Novel Publicity
  3. Visit today’s featured social media event

About the book: Weaving elements of mystery, horror and romance in a hilarious romp that starts in Chicago and ends in a quaint medieval town in sun-drenched Tuscany, Zombie Candy is a genre-hopping knee-slapper of a novel. Get it on Amazon.

About the author: Frederick Lee Brooke has worked as an English teacher, language school manager and small business owner and has travelled extensively in Tuscany, the setting of part of Zombie Candy. Visit Fred on his website, Twitter, Facebook, or GoodReads.

About the Author Corinne

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  1. Corinne, this is the most amazing treatment I’ve ever seen. Thank you for your rhyming sendup of the Candace and Larry soap opera! Together with the graphics, the poem had me laughing on the floor.

    1. You’re welcome Frederick, it was fun cooking this up for your blog fest. It is such a fun book, and unconventional… it needed something special for the blog tour! :D

  2. Ahhhh, Corinne! This is awesome. What else can I say? It just rocks! Can you post a poem to Amazon or GoodReads, I wonder? If so, please do. You are DEFINITELY on the short list for most creative entry, but you knew that ;-)

  3. Thanks Emlyn,

    How exciting, love being on the short list for prizes!! I should do all my reviews in rhyme from now on, I think! It would be much easier than my review en tweet, lol.

    Feel free to post this wherever you like for ZOMBIE CANDY’s promo tour, just link back, if you please. :)

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